Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)

There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.

Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found the names of the two terror leaders in recent voters registers in Chicago’s Southside prencints.

Reportedly, Gaddafi was killed by rebels last October, and Bin Laden was killed by US SEALS in May of 2011.

PHOTO INSERT: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel panders to a Chicago street gang by giving a famous ' Southside Gang Sign' to local gang leaders during a Workers for Socialism Celebration

The local Chicago ACORN office denied rumors that it was behind the voter drive which registered the two dead men, since the office staffers said that they didn’t work for ACORN and that the sign outside their building was from a ‘previous tenant.’

The ACORN organization was denied funding in 2010 in a flurry of scandal and later folded it’s many Democratic support group operations across the US, but has recently been re-born in what’s being called the second greatest miracle since Christ’s virgin birth.

Journalists are investigating the re-formulation of ACORN and the money trail that leads to its operations that suddenly have sprung up in the planning and logistical support of various Occupy Wall Street movements around the nation.

When asked during a recent Workers for Socialism Parade in downtown Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel denied having his staffers helping with the registration, but rumors swirled that he once offered Gaddafi a place of asylum and a portion of Grant Park to pitch his Nomadic tent for himself and entourage when civil war broke out in his country.

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7 thoughts on “Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago

  1. Voter fraud is as American as apple pie and the history of vote and voter manipulation goes as far back as the first national election.

    In recent history at some voting precints in larger cities the former ACORN group were involved with fraudulent registration and fraudulent voting practices. I saw this first hand when I volunteered as a poll watcher in my state during the last three election cycles.

    Today we have the means to stop it cold and we need to so our system is beyond reproach and Jimmy Carter can go out and monitor foreign elections for fairness and have the integrity of an almost perfect system backing him at home.

  2. http://www.brennancenter.org/content/resource/policy_brief_on_the_truth_about_voter_fraud/

    * Fraud by individual voters is both irrational and extremely rare.
    * Many vivid anecdotes of purported voter fraud have been proven false or do not demonstrate fraud.
    * Voter fraud is often conflated with other forms of election misconduct.
    * Raising the unsubstantiated specter of mass voter fraud suits a particular policy agenda.
    * Claims of voter fraud should be carefully tested before they become the basis for action.

    The similarly closely-analyzed 2004 election in Ohio revealed a voter fraud rate of 0.00004%.

    Don’t know which side these cases voted for, but it just doesn’t happen. You can’t say that it is a democrat or republican thing because it isn’t a thing.

  3. I gotta give props on the headline and premise. That’s nice. It pokes at so many in so few words.

    Be curious to know if there have been more left vs. right cases of voter fraud in the modern era.

    Anybody?

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