Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)
There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found the names of the two terror leaders in recent voters registers in Chicago’s Southside prencints.
Reportedly, Gaddafi was killed by rebels last October, and Bin Laden was killed by US SEALS in May of 2011.
PHOTO INSERT: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel panders to a Chicago street gang by giving a famous ' Southside Gang Sign' to local gang leaders during a Workers for Socialism Celebration
The local Chicago ACORN office denied rumors that it was behind the voter drive which registered the two dead men, since the office staffers said that they didn’t work for ACORN and that the sign outside their building was from a ‘previous tenant.’
The ACORN organization was denied funding in 2010 in a flurry of scandal and later folded it’s many Democratic support group operations across the US, but has recently been re-born in what’s being called the second greatest miracle since Christ’s virgin birth.
Journalists are investigating the re-formulation of ACORN and the money trail that leads to its operations that suddenly have sprung up in the planning and logistical support of various Occupy Wall Street movements around the nation.
When asked during a recent Workers for Socialism Parade in downtown Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel denied having his staffers helping with the registration, but rumors swirled that he once offered Gaddafi a place of asylum and a portion of Grant Park to pitch his Nomadic tent for himself and entourage when civil war broke out in his country.