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After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph
After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph.
Merkel Wins the Battle: But Can She Win the War?
As fringe parties gradually mainstream themselves in the polling, the underlying anxieties that motivate protest and fringe votes become ever more pressing concerns.
G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’
The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals. However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms….
Merkel Readies Device for Stimulating Greeks
BERLIN, GERMANY —GlossyNews Chancellor Merkel of Germany said she would readily agree to stimulating Greece in their G-spot. Germany’s “Iron Lady” says she will use her newly created device called a “Euro-do”, thusly named as it inserts the Euro into…
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!
You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…
SPACE PIRATE PUTIN Dumps Nuclear Treaty with America… Trump Buzzing, Whole World Fuzzing!
Moscow, RU- On Wednesday, rugged Russian President and self-styled hyper-masculine space pirate Vladimir Putin signed a bill that officially withdrew Russia from the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (IRNFoT); bringing to an end, the end of the Cold War. It…
EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!
In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asylum. The bedraggled lot, tired…
Lots of Mini-Trumps Around Europe
Lots of mini-Trumps around Europe – glossynews On Sunday, May 26, elections were held to renew the European Union Parliament and in many countries, the best election results were obtained by political figures who in some way appear to be…
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