Communists
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NEW CNN CONSPIRACY THEORY! “The Yellow Jackets DON’T EXIST!”

After years of being  unfairly targeted for their principled anti-Saddam coverage, universally beloved and admired centrist news corporation CNN have finally acknowledge the debt they owe to free hearts across the world (a phrase they borrowed from Reagan and Maggie…

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President Trump
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CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter

Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of…

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CNN Comes Out as Infotainment Outlet: “We Never Said We Were an ‘Information’ Source”

Classic middle class liberal establishment news network CNN has recently tried to defend its record in Beltway apologetics, anonymous-source-mongering, and ceaseless drum-banging. Yes! You guessed it! Have a look at our interview.

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CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.

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America Still Greatest Democracy in the World – CNN Poll

ATLANTA – A recent CNN poll of American citizens found that a solid majority (92%) believes that “the United States of America is still the greatest democracy in the world.” Most poll respondents were clearly favorable toward American democracy. Their…

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CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

Atlanta – CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House.

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