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Blagojevich Turns Air Blue, Flame-Grills Gordon Ramsay’s Ass
Rod Blagojevich hasn’t been content with his recent numerous high profile media appearances. You know, Celebrity Apprentice, biased FOX/MSNBC news reports, Oprah Winfrey… And even the “Wanted” posters pinned up in a certain large urban settlement in Illinois. So he’s…
“ABSOLUTE SLANDER!” Bloomberg EXPLODES at DNC Bribery “LIES!”
Big Mac Bootieshaker and New York Neo-Donaldista Michael ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg has gone full ‘FAKE NEWS FRENZY’ on the a$$ of CNN, after said well-beloved Fox News knock-offs and reality fan fic merchants raised some unbelievably degrading allegations that are…
April Fools 2.0: Even MORE Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines You Will NEVER Believe!
French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Stage a National Front Coup Against Macron California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant Community
12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (1/2)
Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’ French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant…
Entire Glossy News Team Arrested On False Prostitution Charges (1)
The End of The Truth? Glossynews, as you all no doubt agree (merely because WE say so; reason enough, right?!), is the single most… sorry, the SINGLE AND SOLE respected media outlet in the world. Well, in a world filled…
GOP End of Days Panic: Rick Perry Declares Himself the Anti-Reagan
The GOP is getting worried about outside infiltration and even supernatural omens, as rumor has it that Rick Perry has revealed himself to aides as the literal anti-Reagan. No need to worry about fire and brimstone, signs in the Heavens,…
Future Beck Rallies Banned from Lincoln Memorial… by Lincoln
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — Glenn Beck returned quietly late at night months after his famous speech at the Lincoln Memorial to gloat over his success. “I really had ’em in the palm of my hand!” he snickered to himself. The…
Obama to Nominate Oprah to Supreme Court
Washington DC (GlossyNews) — In a surprise move President Obama is set to nominate media mogul Oprah Winfrey to fill the Supreme Court vacancy created by retiring Justice John Paul Stevens. According to sources Winfrey will continue starring in her…
Impeached Illinois Governor to Speak at Northwestern on Ethics
Former Illinois Governor, Milorad “Rod” Blagojevich, impeached for trying to sell President Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat in 2008, and convicted on several federal conspiracy charges including “pay to play” schemes, has been asked to speak by a group of…