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Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!
Well, never one for staying out of the limelight, blonde haired blue eyed Goddess of War and highly prolific celebrity thinky-speaker Hillary ‘Honest Hillary’ Rodham Clinton has now done a stunning Bo Diddley parody that is sure to end all…
Bernie Sanders Forms Anti-Establishment Punk Band
After being betrayed by the ‘faux progressive’ DNC establishment, Bernie Sanders is trying to console himself by making a radical career change. He is now fronting a new Patti Smith Tribute Band. Here’s Bernie now, with his: Rock ‘n’ Roll…
The Temporary Battle of Gettysburg Ball Room Memorial for MAGA WARRIOR DEAD (Ashli Babbit)
FOUR YEARS I scored when I decsencended the Gold Escalator. Right? I came down the Golden Dscalator. Very historticl. When was it? What year did it happen? Jared? He’s not getting enough sleep. Melania – how would she know? 2015! She was…
Trump Reassures America of His Admiration of the Armed Forces by Starting a War with Iran
WASHINGTON, DC– Today, President Trump announced that he would declare war on the Islamic Republic of Iran in an effort to prove his dedication to and reverence of the US military, following accusations that he repeatedly maligning dead soldiers. Under…
IF the Rich and Famous Had to Make Tough Choices Like the Rest of Us: How They Would Spend Government Covid-19 Stimulus Checks
IF rich and famous Americans, not used to direct handouts from the government (though used to indirect benefits such as whopping tax write-offs) received stimulus checks of up to $1200 like 83% of us, what would they have spent this…
Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair
Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…
Beast Mode Now Slated to Speak Virtually to Princeton Grads: List of Other Celeb Grad Speeches Online
When Princeton announced Marshawn Lynch of Beast Mode fame would speak to grads, other schools scrambled to attract headline-makers. Since, all education’s virtual at this point because of Covid-19 protocols, these speeches will be online to grads. This will give…
Super Tuesday Looms Large For Oklahoma
There are pros and cons to being one of the states that’s involved in Super Tuesday. The pros are largely the fact that you can have a major impact on who ends up running the country – or even stands…
Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!
184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.
Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!
History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…