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Bernie Sanders Forms Anti-Establishment Punk Band

Bernie Sanders Forms Anti-Establishment Punk Band

After being betrayed by the ‘faux progressive’ DNC establishment, Bernie Sanders is trying to console himself by making a radical career change.

He is now fronting a new Patti Smith Tribute Band.

Here’s Bernie now, with his:

Rock ‘n’ Roll Riggers!

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Bernie was a maverick,
Bernie was a bro!
Bernie got votes and then Bernie got bigger…
Bernie got something, Hillary got more!
Bernie was betrayed by the DNC riggers

Oh, look behind you, look behind you
She’s riding on a Wall Street wave
Will you obey the wonks around you?
Bernie boy, better behave!

Outside of the DNC, they’re cryin’ out to me.
Outside of the DNC, these people gonna vote for me!

Bernie was a maverick,
Bernie was a Bro!
Bernie got votes and then Bernie got bigger…
Bernie got something, Hillary got more!
Bernie was betrayed by the DNC riggers

Outside of the DNC, they’re cryin’ out to me.
Outside of the DNC, these people gonna vote for me!

People are suffering, evermore suffering
Waiting to provide a vote
The man that brings bluster
Also brings flourishing…

Bernie lost, at the DNC’s pleasue
Bernie lost to HRC
Bernie lost despite his popular measures
He was betrayed by the DNC

Bernie lost, and his loss,
Was perpetrated by the DNC
Bernie lost, and his loss,
Was in favor of HRC!

Hillary Clinton was a rigger
Debbie Wasserman Schultz was too
John Podesta was a rigger
Rigger, rigger, rigger, rigger, rigger, rigger, RIGGERS!

All because of the DNC, they’re cryin’ out for me.
All because of HRC, citizens never gonna vote for me!

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