Year: 2019
BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment
Washington, DC- On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Female Orthodontists are Tough Lawrence!
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell on a recent episode of his program the Last Word, dismissed the President’s veiled reiterated threat of the military, police and Bikers for Trump rising up in force to support him in the event of his removal…
NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!
Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…
Virtual Technology Impact on Entertainment Sector
These days, people spend a lot of time and money on video games, cinema, music concerts, social networks and amusement parks. With the advancement in technologies, the entertainment sector has seen an increase in Virtual Reality based entertainment. Incorporation of…
World Leaders Bizarrely Riding Out Scandals Instead of Taking Up Better Jobs
Feature image source: Pixabay It has been a dark time across the world in recent weeks, with some of our biggest global leaders facing a stormy, bleak and tumultuous period. However, that’s enough about the bad weather, as our ‘top…
NEW BOOK! CATCH IT HERE FIRST! Chinese Box: Memories of Shandong & Jerusalem
I would like to thank Sad Press for letting me previously publish Moses À Outrance and Birl Forever or Burn Forever in ‘Centrifugue.’ Some of the other material here can be found in my Patreon or on Glossy News. However,…
ALPINE FANCIES! (Strange Splinters from a Celtic Carpenter…)
Speak for Those Who Judge You Feel Presumption (The Mountain Clown) All this being said, we’ve had enough of these secondary sources, and second-hand opinions. Now we will let him speak for himself. Face value: Now I know what manner…
EMERGENCY ROOM! HELP ME! I’M DYING!
God cursed me with a heart condition. I have a good idea why, but if I tell you, I’ll have to kill myself. One dreadful symptom is shortness of breath (SOB). That and an adverse echocardiogram led my cardiologist to…
Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon…
Glossy News Satire has plenty of funny poems from our talented satirists and comedians, but we also welcome the odd serious poem, even if it’s not exactly our staple content. Here are a few examples of the very best poetry…
How Can Toys Be Beneficial To Children To Help Them Learn
There’s no question about the fact that kids love toys and that they play an integral part in the various developmental stages throughout their lives. It teaches them different life skills while having fun and learning new things. Just take…