Year: 2018
They Asked for Diversity: They Got it!
There’s a debate over whether the Google “anti-diversity screed” from a while back was actually “anti-diversity.” I actually agree with the mainstream establishment narrative that it was indeed an anti-diversity document; except for one thing.
You Don’t Need to be ‘Celebrated’ or Embraced’
Your daily reminder: You should wary of caring in the least about what complete strangers say about your identity.
Satirists & Comedians: Ways of Boosting Your Profile & Income
How can satirists and comedians make money?
How to Take Your Handyman Business to the Next Level
The world of business has always been dog eat dog. The strongest thrive while those businesses who don’t innovate and keep up with the competition are doomed to languish in obscurity, wither away, and ultimately die altogether. A handyman business…
The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.
The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb.
What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?
Here’s a selection of the great satire stories coming over the next few days: MONDAY rfreed with a VERY nasty satire on some even nastier NRA conspirators! TUESDAY Let’s get crypto crazy, baby!
Fake News or Funny News? You Decide! Tabloid Nonsense Round-Up
Millions of ISIS Teenagers Wiped Out After Online ‘Rat Poison Challenge’
Computer Program Translates Ordinary English into Shakespearean Verse
Dateline: CAMBRIDGE, MA—A team of computer programmers at MIT, led by Wallace Thickglasses, has completed its Shakespearean Translator, which converts plain English into Shakespearean verse. The translator has received rave reviews from Shakespeare scholars.
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development
Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes…