Month: December 2018
Beggar Arrested For Attempted Choosing
A homeless man was taken into police custody yesterday following an appalling attempt at choosing an item off of the menu in a nearby restaurant. According to police reports, a wealthy man had offered to buy the homeless man (a…
Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past
He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…
Bradlee Scott Amazing Keyboard Skills!
Nope, he cheats by using hand-squids. Typical Hollywood elites. If you watch his hands and hear his music, there’s no way he has enough fingers to get the job done. Videos about Anakin Skywalker’s time in the shire is…
3 Bangin’ New Videos: Plus a Sexually Frustrated Troll in the Comments Section! (WTF?!)
I’ve been hustling like for a while, and despite zero budget for ads, YES my video channel IS coming on, although I plan to get some graphics and music intro stuff soon too! Thanks so much for all the thumbs-up,…
Flu Spray Replacement Found Among City Dwelling Homeless population
For many years, the flu vaccine was administered primarily in two ways—via an injection or through a nasal spray. However, many pharmacies and doctors have steered away from the use of the flu spray, and settled almost exclusively on the…
Walter Tyler, William Blake, Wallace Runnymede: A Short & Pungent Poem!
This site is mainly full of light content. But every now and then we might have a simply exquisite poetic fancy like this! The poem is inspired by William Blake, but also by the legendary English folk hero, Wat Tyler;…
Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall… On One Condition!
The Lego Solution By Saturday, the day the U.S. government came to a grinding halt, Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi had “had enough of the wall already.” We all know how Pelosi feels about…
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential & Pundit Political Poetry!
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.
Trump’s Government Shutdown: EXCLUSIVE Glossy News Expose of Previously Unknown Discussions!
Washington, DC- Previously censored footage has thrown some light on the recent shutdown decision, and on the deliberations made beforehand. First, the White House announced that President Donald Trump was unhappy about the latest Continued Resolution (CR), passed by Congress…
Brexit Raincheck: How Are Our Most Beloved Politicians Feeling?
Yes, it’s that time of the week when we tell you a little bit about the emotional weather! There have been more faces like thunder and even torrential outbursts than Nigel’s weather report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBbYmtL6UIk Jean-Claude Juncker The Cognac Queen is…