Posted in World News

TIME TO BOMB FRANCE! A Modest Proposal on Macron & The Yellow Jackets

Wow, it sounds like the European Spring is just leading to more and more state brutality and oppression of the French people! France is a failed state, and in order to fulfil its responsibilities to the international community, maybe it…

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Posted in Top Stories

Vive Les Gilets Jaunes! Poems for the Yellow Jacket Patriots

And the Last Cock Shall Crow Rise O Sons of Liberty! First children of the Church! Rise O Gallic Cock As on the first dawn,

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Grassley Challenges McConnell to a Duel for Control of Senate

Washington, DC- On Friday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- SC) indicated that he would not hold a vote on a bipartisan criminal justice reform bill during the lame duck congressional session, and would instead focus his efforts on confirming…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories World News

MBS Claims Other Leaders Are ‘Racist Hypocrites’ As He Flees From G20 Summit

Buenos Aires, Argentina- Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) lashed out at world leaders, calling out Argentina and the US in particular, as he boarded a plane for Saudi Arabia at the conclusion of the G20 Summit on Sunday.  MBS’…

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Posted in Top Stories

It’s Time to Unbuild the Wall

The past few years have been utter torment. But in order to truly grow and gain inner freedom, courage, virtue, honour, dignity, beauty… We have to let the old life die. ‘The old Adam,’ as so many have called it….

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Posted in Top Stories

Deluded May Goes Full Donald Trump on ‘Tremendous Brexit Deal!’

Confused controversialist and widely despised half-arsed “Brexit bod” (officially!) Theresa May has recently unleashed an utterly deluded rant about her ridiculous ‘deal’ with the EU… A simply spiffing world-ending negotiating triumph that is universally panned by Leave and Remain, Tories…

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Posted in General Interest

What Makes Malta Such a ‘Hot’ Holiday Destination?

At just 316 square kilometers, Malta is one of the smallest sovereignties in the world. But, as the saying goes, good things come in small packages and the size of the European country hasn’t stopped millions of tourists from falling…

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Posted in Environment Health Politics Science Science & Technologizzy World News

Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks

Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…

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Posted in Politics

Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump is to being President as:…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Veteran Glossy News writer rfreed with some funny new memes! Please send our memes, cartoons, parodies, pastiches and other funny stuff to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Do like our page as well! www.facebook.com/glossynews

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