Year: 2017
Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Alaska was cold at this time of year.
Live at the Apollo Wins ‘Worst UK Television Programme Award.’
T.V. stand up show ‘Live At The Apollo’ has picked up ‘The Worst UK TV Programme Award’ for 2017. The show’s producer Rick Earle thanked the TV audience in his acceptance speech: Ladies and gentleman, thank you so much for…
Honest Adolph Serial: Useful Update
UPDATE (JAN 5 2020): More coming soon on the re-release of this exciting speculative fiction novel about near future America! The following info is no longer pertinent.
G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’
The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals. However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms….
David Blaine Trick Backfires on Live T.V.
Magician David Blaine has recently performed a new trick to a live T.V. audience; it has backfired disastrously!
Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”
Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.
Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran
After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.
CNN Comes Out as Infotainment Outlet: “We Never Said We Were an ‘Information’ Source”
Classic middle class liberal establishment news network CNN has recently tried to defend its record in Beltway apologetics, anonymous-source-mongering, and ceaseless drum-banging. Yes! You guessed it! Have a look at our interview.
Honest Adolph Serial Resumes Tomorrow
Sincere apologies for the delay in relation to my novel. The next chapter will appear within 24 hours. Thank you for your patience! UPDATE: 09 JULY 2017, 01 AM (UK TIME): Sincere apologies; I’m having technical difficulties with the serial….