Posted in War Zone World News

Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu

John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu
Posted in Politics

2020 Vision: UK Election Prediction

Time to look back at an old piece of mine, and think about whether it’s just all about ‘way back then.’ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201505110348/london-riots-who-are-the-real-orwellians/ In scenes mirroring the previous general election, raving hordes of self-righteous middle-class career decents have taken to the…

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Posted in Science Television

End of the Gay Dinosaurs: Fox News Steals the March on Glossy News

What do Fox News folks think about homosexuality and the end of the dinosaurs? Will male-on-male love bring about the end of the human species, just as it ended the reign of the dinosaurs? Bill O’Reilly Well, who’s to say?…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! End of the Gay Dinosaurs: Fox News Steals the March on Glossy News
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Science & Technologizzy

“Crypto-Leftie Tabloids” Conspiracy Theory: John Gray & Richard Dawkins Respond

A year ago, Glossy News recently gave you The Absolute Truth on how tabloid journalism in the UK works. That’s right: my recent article on how “right-wing moral panic journalism” is actually a Trojan horse for “far-left-radical-deep-cover-subversion.” Still, I thought I should…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Crypto-Leftie Tabloids” Conspiracy Theory: John Gray & Richard Dawkins Respond
Posted in Music War Zone

Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)

Firebombs in Baghdad! Fire in the Middle East!   Firebombs in Damascus! Fire rages from the horny beast!   Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire? It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar! FIGHT THE FAKE…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)
Posted in Music War Zone

Noël Coward Parody: Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to Jihadists

Noël Coward famously sang ‘Don’t Let’s be Beastly to the Germans!’ As always, the dour and humorless were not impressed. Yeah, Daily Mail link… I know! How things change in a few decades! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Speaking Truth to Power: The Intercept is Defending Boehmermann’s Freedom with Full Consistency

In the past, I have been heavily critical of The Intercept, and of Glenn Greenwald’s stance on the Charlie Hebdo martyrs. However, I have noticed a pattern developing recently. First of all, upon the renewal of the fatwa against Salman…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 040 (4-25-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest Jason Jones for most of the podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! 4K Glossy News Podcast 040 (4-25-16)
Posted in Politics World News

Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’

Ted Cruz has recently given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy. His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks: The war on surveillance is motivated purely by…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Are You Boehmermann? Join The Spectator’s ‘Offensive Erdogan Poetry Competition’

The Spectator are holding an ‘Offensive Erdogan Poetry Competition!’ Douglas Murray aptly notes: The very possibility of putting someone on trial for being rude about Erdogan is as illiberal or rather anti-liberal as these things come.  It will be hardly more…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Are You Boehmermann? Join The Spectator’s ‘Offensive Erdogan Poetry Competition’