Posted in War Zone World News

Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu

John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…

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Posted in Politics

2020 Vision: UK Election Prediction

Time to look back at an old piece of mine, and think about whether it’s just all about ‘way back then.’ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201505110348/london-riots-who-are-the-real-orwellians/ In scenes mirroring the previous general election, raving hordes of self-righteous middle-class career decents have taken to the…

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Posted in Science Television

End of the Gay Dinosaurs: Fox News Steals the March on Glossy News

What do Fox News folks think about homosexuality and the end of the dinosaurs? Will male-on-male love bring about the end of the human species, just as it ended the reign of the dinosaurs? Bill O’Reilly Well, who’s to say?…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Science & Technologizzy

“Crypto-Leftie Tabloids” Conspiracy Theory: John Gray & Richard Dawkins Respond

A year ago, Glossy News recently gave you The Absolute Truth on how tabloid journalism in the UK works. That’s right: my recent article on how “right-wing moral panic journalism” is actually a Trojan horse for “far-left-radical-deep-cover-subversion.” Still, I thought I should…

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Posted in Music War Zone

Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)

Firebombs in Baghdad! Fire in the Middle East!   Firebombs in Damascus! Fire rages from the horny beast!   Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire? It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar!

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Posted in Music War Zone

Noël Coward Parody: Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to Jihadists

Noël Coward famously sang ‘Don’t Let’s be Beastly to the Germans!’ As always, the dour and humorless were not impressed. Yeah, Daily Mail link… I know! How things change in a few decades!

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Speaking Truth to Power: The Intercept is Defending Boehmermann’s Freedom with Full Consistency

In the past, I have been heavily critical of The Intercept, and of Glenn Greenwald’s stance on the Charlie Hebdo martyrs. However, I have noticed a pattern developing recently. First of all, upon the renewal of the fatwa against Salman…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 040 (4-25-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest Jason Jones for most of the podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….

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Posted in Politics World News

Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’

Ted Cruz has recently given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy. His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks: The war on surveillance is motivated purely by…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Are You Boehmermann? Join The Spectator’s ‘Offensive Erdogan Poetry Competition’

The Spectator are holding an ‘Offensive Erdogan Poetry Competition!’ Douglas Murray aptly notes: The very possibility of putting someone on trial for being rude about Erdogan is as illiberal or rather anti-liberal as these things come.  It will be hardly more…

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Posted in Top Stories World News

Germany’s Humorless Strong Leader Hits the Bunker

Angela Merkel isn’t having such a good time right now; the not-so-Iron Chancellor’s craven capitulation to Erdogan looks like it may backfire. http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/angela-merkel-s-fawning-over-erdogan-will-put-the-turkish-president-not-jan-b-hmermann-in-the-dock-a6988076.html The article above refers to a previous precedent by the European Court of Human Rights as follows:

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 039 (4-18-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with even more great insightful than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Devastating Campaign Trail Interview: Hillary ‘Misspeaks’ Over Links to Wall Street

Hillary Clinton is renowned for her talents in the highly competitive artistic fields of evasive and equivocal rhetoricmongering. How did she react recently when I grilled her about her ties to Wall Street? Wall Street? Uh, excuse me, but we’re…

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Posted in Biz News Politics War Zone

US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”

WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!” “Terrorist…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 038 (4-11-16) – Tax Day Edition

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with even more great insightful than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Careful About Brand Tarnishing: (Sci-fi Parodies Included)

When it comes to using a brand name in a negative light, authors walk a very fine line. Brand “tarnishment” is vaguely analogous to defamation, and disparaging use of a brand name is often easier to find as publishing moves to…

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Posted in Politics World News

Unanticipated Leak from Westminster Porn Star Generating Machine (Messy)

You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Dear American Refugees, Welcome to Canada

Greetings, American Refugees, On behalf of the people of Canada, we would like to welcome you to our country. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay. We’re starting to worry about your nation’s apparent complete psychological breakdown. You were doing so…

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Posted in Politics Society

The Vast ‘Neoliberal’ Conspiracy: Is the Current Debate Too Limited?

Is it it possible to confirm or deny being a #neoliberal, if the term is infinitely elastic? Was Stalin a #stateneoliberal, just like he was a #statecapitalist? Will the end of #capitalism be the end of #neoliberalism, or is the…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 037 (4-4-16)

ll of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the April 4th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * In a neighborhood…

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Posted in Education

‘Dr’ David Duke Crashes & Burns: Israeli Literature Conference

Semantic grand wizard, uh sorry, semantic wizard and notorious antisemite David Duke is known primarily as a peddler of hate. Past comments on ‘Jew York City,’ ‘the unacceptably unaccountable Jew York Times Journalistic-Industrial-Complex,’ and ‘SSSSSSuspiciously-SSSSSScribed Jew Hampshire polling cards’ have…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

UK News Headlines: Utopia, Dystopia, Heterotopia

Not long ago I read, or else maybe just made up off entirely off the top of my head, some rather plausible UK headlines: MP Sex Scandal: Cybersex Non-Mandela Selfie Embarrassment!!! Daily Mail Moral Panic Rabble Rousers Censor Phobostratus Pig…

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