Month: August 2015
Dalai Lama Sues the Ass off Archbishop of Canterbury
The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions, but he’s hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner… While also sticking up for the faithful. At least, the right kind of…
Vatican Ruthlessly Canonizes Ungrateful Dead Infidel
A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities… One which will almost certainly make the Church’s reputation plummet to unprecedented depths. But what is…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 10
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 10 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…
Jerry Seinfeld Injured Filming ‘Comedians In Cars’
Branson, MO. – Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident while filming an episode of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and guest…
GOP/Dems War Duet: You Gotta Save Somebody
Someone has decided to rewrite Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody, to fit the current climate in 2015. The song has not been well received in Washington.
BNP Candidates Getting too Racially Tolerant as they Age
The BNP has been hit by its biggest crisis yet. An even bigger crisis than the shortage of dead badger carrion in Wigton… Or the malicious efforts of the fictive Andorran Gay Illuminati and Pan-Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’ Bones Club…
4K Glossy News Review Weekly Podcast Celebrates 1-week Anniversary
Last week the Glossy News podcast launched and the results have been whelming. Not exactly overwhelming, but whelming nonetheless. Under, I think is the prefix I’m looking for. If you’re looking for heaven on earth, this thing is hell on…
The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop…
Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)
Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’ But so far, he is still breathing. Wonder why? 😉 I’m a Beltway guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I’m a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I’m a…
Dentist Who Shot Lion Enters GOP Presidential Race
Walter Palmer, the dentist who shot and killed the beloved African lion Cecil, has become the latest candidate to enter the crowded Republican presidential race. The Minnesota doctor made the announcement via Twitter. Early polls among Republican voters show Mr….