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Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)

Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)

Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’

But so far, he is still breathing.

Wonder why? 😉

I’m a Beltway guerrilla

Trade wars to the highest seller

I’m a tinpot Godzilla

Universal kiddy-killer

 

I’m a street-bombing prancer

A global-heating moral cancer

A swift-declining Panzer

Double-serpent-tongued pretender

 

But let’s not talk about peace and ethics

And kids that don’t explode

We’re losing all of our respect and honour

Universal chaos motherlode, yeah baby

A humanitarian bandit

Don’t pretend you understand it

Can’t make the world a safe place

When it’s a disobedient planet

 

I’m an omnipotent doom-conductor

The ultimate means of mass destruction

I’m a far-off wreckage constructor

A democracy abductor

 

So watch out dear Miss Syrian kid

Your hospice is gonna fold

We said we only kill ISIS types

But the plebs don’t even know, we’re ‘right’ now

I’m an IntCom guerrilla all right

Final interlude coming, watch out!

 

Listen, don’t be a fool now

Gotta gotta gotta be ruled

Gotta be a fool, ‘cos you’re acting like you know it

Gotta be a fool, your uncivil disobedience gonna blow it

Gotta be a fool, giving me headache by my front door

Gotta be a fool, stop criticizing me, you stupid whore

Gotta be a fool, uppity types banging on my back door

Gotta be a fool, can’t listen to no non-subservience no more

Gotta be a fool, arrest you and pass you round the shower

Gotta be a fool, don’t you wave that fist at me…

Gotta be a fool, you drool!

 

Gotta be a fool, we’re all in this together

Gotta be a fool, I’ve pronounced I shall betray thee never

Gotta be a fool, I am not the ONLY lying one

Gotta be a fool, nation’s Presidents must have our place in the sun

Gotta be a fool, we all live in One True Global Village

Gotta be a fool, ample reason for me to loot and pillage

 

Gotta be a fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool

To Our Lord of misrule, rule, rule, rule, rule,

Did you know it’s me?

Darling, Sweetheart, Madame Beefheart, pay attention to the rules, you fools…

 

And to the Ruler of the Cosmos

Watch out!

 

I’m a Beltway guerrilla

Trade wars to the highest seller

I’m a tinpot Godzilla

Universal kiddy-killer

I’m a street-bombing prancer

A global-warming moral cancer

A rapidly declining panther

Double-serpent-tongued pretender

***

SHUT THE HELL UP, FRICKIN’ STRATEGISTS

YOUR RHETORIC’S GETTIN’ OLD

WE’VE BEEN EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR HEARTBEATS

YOUR INNER SPIRIT’S KNOWN TO US NOW

DON’T WANT NO INTCOM GUERILLA

DON’T WANT NO INTCOM GUERILLA

DON’T WANT NO INTCOM GUERILLA

NO HUMANITARIAN MAFIA NO MORE

NO MORE, CAPISCE?

***

… O darling, honeybums, O please, O do, do, do believe me!

I only did it with the very best and most sincerest of intentions.

And…

And yet more crucially, my love…

History will be my judge.

Originally published on:

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/magazine/13452/intcom-guerilla-parody-of-hawkind-urban-guerilla

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