Posted in Biz News Politics

The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”

WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance” deal. “The TPP is for your own good. Trust us,” stated senior negotiator Mickey Cantwell. “Only highly-paid lobbyists…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (1/2)

Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference). The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:…

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Posted in Crime

NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible

Realizing statistically that whenever there is a gun related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group that gun sales go up out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this gun manufacturers have started pushing the…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

British Right-Wing Media Infiltrated by Far-Left Entryists

Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly “right-wing” media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy every last vestige of conservative, libertarian,…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is Live

Today GlossyNews launches the official podcast. Technology, jokes, religion, Double-D list celebrities and more all feature prominently, so for the love of web, give it at least a solid five minutes of attention. Celebrity guests will only get bigger by…

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Posted in Religionism World News

Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican

Pope Francis has recently denounced the efforts by notable megachurch entrepreneur Merle Swaggett to buy out the Vatican and run the Church on a more modern basis: The Catholic Church has been around for a fairly long time, but there…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate

There controversy over the pronunciation of the file type “.gif” is hotly contested, but there can only be one right answer. Don’t ask Jeff, Geoff, Gary, Gerald, Jason, George or Jorge, but their anecdotal life experience means nothing to this…

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Posted in Crime Politics

Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree

Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.

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Posted in Politics Society

Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But Not Transsexual (2/2)

Time for a bit of mutual mud-slinging, entrenched opinions and the politics of disagreement as one notable satirical persona says. Or again, as another such persona says: Of course, it’s perfectly true, from one perspective, that… But the other side…

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