Month: November 2013
Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash
Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic rescue of a vehicle that flew past him at a high rate of speed, crashing into the kitchen of a home in Holladay, Utah on…
Thanksgiving Holiday Raises Age-Old Family Question: What is Football?
Aunt Marjorie is still at the table, Uncle Dave is in the den screaming about God knows what, and all the kids are jacked up on pumpkin pie. Yes, it’s football/Thanksgiving season once again. But what is football? Some Americans…
Thanksgiving Found Battered, Beaten In Back Alley; Police Clueless
The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it has been minimized by the…
Orthodox Jewish School Expels 7th Grader Who Can’t Grow Beard
An Orthodox Jewish School in West Florida has expelled a 12-year-old student for not adhering to part of the school’s dress code dealing with grooming. Nathan O’Malley attends Hebrew Jr. High in Pensacola, Florida. According to reports, O’Malley was asked…
Parents Nationwide Update Children on Latest Things to Worry About
ACROSS THE NATION—Upon arriving at their parents’ house, sources confirmed they were greeted by their mother with the words, “Glad to see you made it. We’re always hearing about vehicle recalls on the news and you never know what might…
Black Friday Special: Green Bio-Methane Grill
Innovar Products LLC has something for every taste this holiday season. It’s a grill that cooks up your favorite steaks, burgers and even veggie burgers, with 100% natural gas reclaimed from renewable sources. “It’s the greenest thing this side of…
Dispelling the Myths About Seatac’s $15 Minimum Wage
I’ve been active with the Yes on Prop One (Seatac’s citizen initative to raise minimum wage for airport workers to $15/hr) since I signed the petition. There are a lot of myths and misconceptions out there, so let’s clear them…
Stripped of More Constitutionally Sacred Freedoms, Hoosiers View Impending Smoking Ban as No Big Whoop
INDIANAPOLIS – In light of the Indiana Supreme Court’s decision last May declaring it illegal to resist unlawful police entry into their homes and the recently passed National Defense Authorization Act of 2012, a provision of which permits indefinite detention…
American Cities Allowing Pigeon Shoots for Poorest Families this Thanksgiving
Some cities hardest hit by the ever-worsening recession have come up with a way to kill two birds with one stone so to speak. They are urging the poorest of their citizens to take aim at the over abundance of…
Wayne LaPierre, Tormented By Fear Over Gun Deaths, Builds His Own Winchester Mansion
Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in…