Month: June 2013
Eric Holder Grabs Justice by the Balls
In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the original 2004 sports comedy, then you are going to love Iron E-Media’s latest release: “DOJBall” (starring Attorney General Eric Holder). With such memorable lines as, “No…
Jesus May Appear in Many (exclusively white) Forms (comic)
Throughout the new testament, especially after the crucifixion, Jesus appeared to different people in different form. It would be easy to laugh this off as confirmation bias in the face of obviously damning evidence, but Jesus doesn’t believe in damnation…
Moderate Sarah Palin urges non-intervention and caution in Syria
Former U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin encouraged moderation and caution with respect to U.S. intervention in Syria, and denounced U.S. President Barack Obama for heeding former President Bill Clinton, former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, former Secretary of State Hillary…
New ‘Trans-Jewish’ Movement Sparks Outrage
A new movement being popularized on Tumblr is seeking to show solidarity with individuals worldwide who feel they are “Trans-Jewish.” According to other posts on the page, the author is concerned with giving a voice to people such as himself,…
Business Lesson #39: Awlays Proffread Yoru Wrok
As a successful entrepreneur and highly sought-after business guru, Glossy News often consults me to provide my business advice for people trying to climb the ladder of success “How can I ever become as successful as you?” Well the short…
Have You Tried Our New Dog Food? (comic)
If you’ve ever watched television, you know there’s always a new product on TV trying to make your dog’s smile brighter, her coat shinier, and her trot that much more trotsome… but can you believe it? This was inspired by…
Woman Thinking Ahead 49 Years Names Newborn Son “Murray”
LANSING, MICH — Area Woman Marcy Keller proudly announced this morning the birth of her healthy, 9 lb., 3 oz. baby boy who, in thinking ahead 49 years into his future, she named “Murray.” Keller admits that the move to…
Superman – That Ultimate Hero of the Great American Dream (or Scream?)
One again screens across America will be displaying that ultimate hero of true American ethics, moral values, virility and down home decency- Superman. Reborn again on the 75 anniversary of his birth in D.C. Comics, the Superhero to end all…
If you love her, put a threesome ring on it (comic)
Quick note before we get started… as sexy as these things may seem on the surface, they’re terribly disappointing, horribly divisive, and generally the end of your relationship. Some guys haven’t learned that yet, which is the basis of today’s…
Student Not Traumatized After Sex With Teacher
15-year-old Josh Hanby claims he was not at all traumatized after having sex with his 27-year-old French Teacher Ms. Elaine Francois and actually seemed to enjoy the experience. “Man, it was fricking great!” Hanby stated. “She’s smokin hot! I’d do…