Month: April 2013
Sunflower Group Making Mad Stacks of Money by Sub-Sizing
They didn’t downsize, the staffing levels remain the same. They didn’t outsource, though they did contract it out to a company called Tallgrass. Now Sunflower Staffing is reaping huge profits by raping their employees and short-changing their clients. You may…
Spring Break Definition Changes w/ Age (comic)
When I was young, Spring Break meant something fun. As I got older, it meant something crazy. Now I’m not sure it means anything but having my kids home a few too many days during the week while traffic is…
Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time
Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her favorite mathematics symbols: less than. In doing so, she unwittingly unleashed a firestorm of heated comments, opinions, and questions the likes of which has…
N,. Korean Missile Found to be Powered by Diet Pepsi, Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that perceive North Korea as a…
Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)
I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.
Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in Hell
Washington is ablaze with fury after one of Satan’s lieutenants accidentally leaked the conditions of punishment for TSA agents in Hell, which include cavity searches that never ever end. Buroz Baliferous, a lower demon who works under Satan in the…
Wayne LaPierre Ousted as NRA Pres for Being ‘Too Frenchy’
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having ‘too Frenchy’ a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and…
Your Very Wrong on so Many Levels Horoscopes
Aries: The Stars understand and sympathize with your plan to move to either Amsterdam or Berlin where you feel people with your particular, shall we say interests are better accepted. However, The Stars have to warn you that even the…
Adele Wins Lawsuit Over “Fat Joke” on Internet
In what is no doubt the weirdest court case since John Goodman sued the makers of the film The Blob for title copyright infringement, music star Adele has won a dramatic and painstaking lawsuit against an America teenager. Her case…
A Return to Australian Animals from Hell
This is the second in a series of two wonderful articles about horrible, vicious, dangerous, hideous, disgusting Australian animals that for some reason contain no mention of Rupert Murdoch. (Note to reader, this article does not contain information about horrible,…