Year: 2012
Lost Documents Suggest…Hitler Was Colorblind
Berlin, Germany-(SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era disclosed a secret that many allied intelligence services might have overlooked. According to a doctor’s report concerning the eyesight of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, the…
16 Year Old Cambridge, MA, Girl Hates Being a Hoar
16-year-old Samantha Hoar (pro: Whore) told her parents today that she hates her name and wants to change it to something with less social stigma. Her wealthy parents refused her request. “The Hoars helped build this country,” said her father…
Herman Cain Carries Flag for the Democrats
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Television viewers were quick to spot former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain minutes after the 2012 Democratic National Convention gaveled to order. The Tea Party favorite presented the colors as a member of the Disabled American…
Republicans Unveil New List of Things to Blame on Obama
Tampa, Florida – Wrapping up their convention, the GOP unveils their augmented strategy to win against the Democrats in November. The old tactic of blaming things on President Obama seemed to have worked out in the Republican Party’s favor, but…
Unemployed Former Aerospace Engineer Says: “Stop calling me that”
CAPE CANAVERAL – Identifying labels apparently matter, at least to unemployed former aerospace engineer Fred Hackford, who is among the thousands of NASA workers being laid off by the space agency following its retirement of the space shuttle and its…
Five Things You Won’t Hear at the Democratic National Convention
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) During the Republican convention the main theme was reality based with a good dose about our current economic woes. During the DNC convention the discussion will be based upon issues that are social in nature and…
Akin At It Again In ‘Legitimate Funding’ Row
Although the recent row about the ‘legitimate rape’ claims made by Todd Akin were embarrassing, Mitt Romney was forced to push Akin out of the race for Senate this morning after his comments on ‘legitimate funding.’ At a rally in…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank me – Conclusion
Previously, I shared several brilliant ways we can pay down the nation’s debt. But I was just getting started. I saved my best ideas for last. Mount Rushmore: $8.2 billion. Comes with lifelike sculptures of three of our greatest presidents…
GlossyNews.com Interviews Paul Ryan on Equal Rights and the Personhood of Fertilized Corporations
The U.S. Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Paul Ryan, is often portrayed as a person of little compassion. However, he sees himself as expanding equal rights to new classes of persons. Here is how he responded to my questions on these…
Autism Speaks Discovers Cure for Autism
In a shock announcement yesterday, Autism Speaks, based in Long Island, New York, stated that after years of struggle, they had finally discovered a way to cure a condition that has baffled parents and scientists alike since it was first…