Posted in Biz News

Yet More CEO Jokes (A Constant Source Of Inspiration)

CEO JOKES 3- WHY DO THEY SEEM TO BE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF MATERIAL? What is the difference between a CEO and a vulture? Vultures fly and at least have the decency to wait until you die to eat you….

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Teen Takes a Few Minutes Away from Skyrim to Spend Quality Time with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

INDIANAPOLIS – After playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on his PlayStation 3 for twelve solid hours Tuesday, local teen Benjamin White finally took a few moments away from the highly popular video game to spend some much needed quality…

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Posted in Politics

Romney Campaign Wants Your Suggestions. What Are You Waiting For?

The Romney campaign has taken the bold step of allowing for suggestions to come in through their website. What could possibly go wrong? Do you have a message you’d like to send to Mitt Romney? I bet you could send…

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Posted in Education Society

Indiana Mom Prepares Child For His First Full Day of No More Fun

INDIANAPOLIS – With around two weeks to go until the start of school, Indiana mom Annette Nichols is anxiously getting her 6-year-old son ready for his first day of what will ultimately be no more fun. Enrolling him in classes…

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Posted in Science Science & Technologizzy

Mars Rover Curiosity Discovers Triboob

Excited NASA staff make plans for a manned mission to Mars after the Mars rover returned its first series of results. It took 8 months to get there and a further 2 weeks to find anything of importance, but at…

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Posted in Crime Society

Brutal, Merciless Shooting Thankfully Not Linked to Terrorism

NEW YORK, NY – A brutal shooting that recently left 2 people dead and several wounded outside the Empire State Building is not believed to be linked to terrorism, say relieved news sources. Even though 11 people were wounded after…

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Posted in Entertainment Television

History Channel Says “Screw It,” Merges with the E! and Syfy Networks

In a move not surprising to cable TV insiders, the History Channel has announced that it will merge with the E! and SyFy channels. Production costs were cited as the primary reason for the consolidation. Abbe Raven, President and CEO…

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Posted in Crime

Superman Fails to Stop Bank Robbery Due to Not Being Real

New York police were left red-faced after Superman did not turn up to save the day. When responding to what seemed a routine bank alarm call out, three police cars pulled up outside Steel Cheques Bank to find a real…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Satire May Be a Dying Art, Thanks to Internet Trolls

Serious concerns have been raised in the United Kingdom, over the future of online satire as an art form, a development which has also caused consternation in the United States. In the UK, a number of high profile court cases…

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