Month: July 2012
Gun Enthusiasts Enthusiastic Following Theater Shooting
I recently had the great fortune to talk to Guy Fortescue, head of the NRA chapter in Lexington, Kentucky, about the Second Amendment and what he’d previously described to me as the “integral American liberty to carry guns.” What follows…
Time Indeed Flies, Airlines Unhappy
Reports that several people witnessed Time ‘flying’ have caused panic in the air-safety conscious offices of commercial airlines. In a press release addressed to all governments and signed by all major airline unions, it has been stated that, if the sightings are true, if…
GlossyNews.com Author Ranking System Has Arrived
After years of searching for just the right script to do just the right job, we finally have a way to reward our top authors with the recognition they so richly deserve. I mean, it’s not fair compensation, but we…
Commoners Tell Romneys ‘Screw You and the Dressage Horse You Rode in On’
While the financially elite in London are said to be looking forward to showing Mitt and Ann Romney a jolly good time in London this week, the majority of ordinary Londoners would be just as happy to see the Romneys…
Yahoo Somehow Still in Business
SUNNYVALE, CA – Despite the overwhelming success of Google Inc. and the vast expansion plans of social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter, the internet service provider, Yahoo!, somehow continues to remain in business. Webmasters and researchers across the…
A Dad’s Rage Causes $150 Worth of Damage
A family home was turned into a war zone when a dad turned bad in the small hours of yesterday morning. Mr Elliot, needing a midnight snack, entered his kitchen in his average suburban home to fix himself a sandwich only to…
Hey Harley Guy, Yeah Loud, You’re a Dick
I didn’t want to say anything at the stop light because I was afraid you’d kill me, and I know that’s part of your mystique, but seriously guy, with those loud pipes and all, you’re a total dick. Period. My…
6 Batmen Dead in Aurora, Colo. Shooting, 2 Jokers, 1 Bane & 1 Catwoman
“How am I supposed to tell my kids?” Ralph Gorman wondered as he watched stretchers bearing dead superheroes out of the movie theater. “It’s like Santa just fell off his sleigh into the Pacific.” A lone gunman opened fire with…
U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire
The United States House of Representatives has recently conducted a bipartisan vote to abolish all forms of satire within the country in a move clearly designed to belie the widely held notion that Congress is the place where good ideas…
13 More Reasons I’m Glad FlashForward was Cancelled
I’ve been given ample amounts of grief for my review and assessment that FlashForward being cancelled was a good thing, and so I’ve gone to the library to get the full DVD goodness… having watched it again, I’m still as…