Month: May 2010
Liberal Becomes Violently Ill While Going Undercover at Patriot Gathering
Springfield, Mo (GlossyNews) -– The weekly meeting of a group of local patriots came to an abrupt halt last Tuesday when its members came flying out of the United Baptists Freedom Church reception hall retching and cursing and holding their…
Oil Exec Tossed from New Orleans Restaurant
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) -– Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico….
Ugandan Child Soldiers Call “No tags-back” After Attack
A Commander of the Lord’s Resistance Army Youth Corps expects a long period of calm due to “no tag-backs” announcement made after an attack on a convoy.
GOP Prepares Mother Ship in Wake of Healthcare Bill
Roswell, NM (GlossyNews) — The Right Wing leaders in the US House and Senate have declared they are preparing their Mother Ship to return to wherever they came from now that Obama’s health care plan was passed into law. “We…
Sarah Palin Caught in Cat Fight Over California Senate Seat
Hall of Facebook – Palin’s Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out “Carly,…
Icelanders Have Their Revenge, By Odin
Reykjavik, Iceland (GlossyNews) — Hammered by massive financial debts to Europe and Britain in particular, Iceland has come up with a hammer of its own to strike back with. Returning to its traditional religious roots and the old gods of…
Truce Rumored in War Against Drugs
May 14, 2010: Posted from a secure, undisclosed location by Glossy News South American correspondent in hiding. It is still too early to speak definitively, but if that busboy is correct, the United States’ longest and most costly war is…
Real Republicans Angry Over Obama’s Gay Rights Initiative
Boston, Mass (GlossyNews) — “Beautiful on the Outside Couple,” Kaitlin Greely and Jonas Applebee, are all over Facebook, Twitter and cell phone networks these days. They are trying to let as many people as possible know they are furious over…
Palin Truths Rile Up Political Base Again
Recently, on the Bill O’Reilly Show, Sarah Palin made this statement “American Law Should Be Based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.” It is not enough that the founding fathers saw fit to make God a…
Palin’s Pillow Talk with a Patriot
Wilmington, De Patriot Time Travel — 1782 – On a recent time travel expedition to the late 1700’s, Sarah Palin found herself in bed with Jacob Broom, another B-level politician some consider a Founding Father and a man “who knows…