Categorized | Celebrity Gossip

Palin’s Pillow Talk with a Patriot

Palin’s Pillow Talk with a Patriot

Wilmington, De Patriot Time Travel — 1782 – On a recent time travel expedition to the late 1700’s, Sarah Palin found herself in bed with Jacob Broom, another B-level politician some consider a Founding Father and a man “who knows one when he sees one.” According to a report from an ear-witness known only as “Mary,” a conversation overheard coming from behind a certain ramshackle wall went something like this:

“How was that?”

“Mmmm baby girl, you know what I like”

“Uhhh, I’ve been meaning to ask you something.”

“What’s that Sugar Pie?”

“Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior?”

“Well, sure I have, hasn’t everybody?”

“Well, I just want to be sure cuz there some folks out there sayin’ the Founding Fathers aren’t Christian.”

“You want me to be Christian, Sweetie? Then I’ll be a Christian, just for you.”

“I mean it-you are, aren’t you?”

“I told you, yes. Jesus is the best. In fact, I wish he was sitting right here watching us love on each other.”

“Don’t talk like that!”

“Well-why do you have to be so Jesus this and Jesus that all the time.”

“Because I love Jesus!”

“Well then go cuddle with Jesus. Where’s my God-damned pants?”

Share

This post was written by

- who has written 83 posts on GlossyNews.com.

I am a satire writer from the middle of nowhere. My work appears all over the internet. Please visit my website www.tawdrysoup.com where we give away millions of dollars every day! CHEERS!

.

Leave a Reply


We are also looking for a satire editor
and a Clever Photoshop Guru...
Glossy News Exclusive Exposés


-- (SEE ALL GlossyNews.com Videos) --



Glossy News Fake Commercials!





Glossy News Podcast


(Listen on iTunes or Libsyn)


More Great Satire:

Check out links to even more of our friends...
Want to see Your Link Here?



Our Top Authors (last 30-days)

DHgate.com



All of Our Categories:

Top Stories - Top Stories; Politics - Top Stories; Serious Commentary - Top Stories; World News - Top Stories; Biz News - Top Stories; War Zone | Horoscopes
Entertainment - Entertainment; Celebrity Gossip - Entertainment; Television - Entertainment; Music - Entertainment; Internet Tubes - Entertainment; Books, Newspapers & Misc - Entertainment; Movies
Society - Society; Health - Society; Crime - Society; Travel - Society; Crooked Cops - Society; Education - Society; Strange People - Society; Religionism - Society; Human Interest - Society; Kidz Zone
Science and Technology - Science and Technology; Science - Science and Technology; Technology - Science and Technology; Gadgets & Gizmos - Science and Technology; Environment
Sports - Sports; Scandals - Sports; Athletes - Sports; Events | All the Rest - News in Your Briefs - Making Headlines - Opinion/Editorial