Month: November 2009
Terrorists Win: Bin Laden “Pleasantly Surprised” w/ NYC 9-11 Show Trial
Deep in the Mountains of Pakistan: Osama Bin Laden gave a rare press interview today to BSNE and other members of the international media. Commenting on the Obama Administration’s decision to try the mastermind of the 9-11 Attacks, Khalid Sheik…
Signing the Universal Health Care by Obama Barrack
Why this is the right thing to do from a religious point-of-view Philosophers and Theologians have been dazzled for over a thousand years by one single-most important question, and here is what the buzz is all about: A child is…
Conservatives Disappointed w/ Palin Book: Thought “Going Rogue” Referred to Wearing Underwear
New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, “Going Rogue,” according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives showed that while 52% “enjoyed…
Conservative Doll Series Out in Time for Christmas
Whiskey Creek, VA – Small independently-owned doll manufacturer, Patriate Pride, has announced a new line of dolls fashioned after the ideals of two of today’s most controversial conservative figures, Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin. In fact, the “Michele” doll and…
Gordon Brown Offers “I’m Not Quite the the Worst Case Scenario”; Is
Now, not only do we have Posh Dave Cameron and his Tory scumsters picking on poor old Gordon Brown – the Stalinist Slime Minister nobody voted for – but he’s getting it in the neck from all and sundry and…
Shock Jocks “Ant & Dec” to Interview Royal Princes
It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince’s Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being interviewed…
The Black Experience in America: Whiteness is Beauty, Blackness is Ugly… the voice of a promised land…
Images rarely, if ever reflect reality. All images are a distorted view of reality since they are highly stylized. They are not a slice of life but a constructed version of reality. Many theorists argue that the version of reality…
America Goes to Pot: 1st Marijuana Cafe Opens
Portland, OR – The first public café offering medical marijuana in the United States opened in Portland, Oregon last Friday. Now instead of grits, you can get a side of real “hash” browns with those eggs. “What a great concept,”…
Halliburton And The Carrots, Holds the Sticks
Bogota, Columbia – In an unusual development in the strife-torn South American country of Columbia, the giant war machine known as Halliburton seems to be growing food. Over the past 6 months, on advice from a high-level undisclosed source, the…
Scholarship Program for the New York School Children
To paraphrase Aristotle, all people desire to know: who we are; how we know; how we should live. To Socrates, the health of the state depends on the knowledge and education of its individuals. To Thomas Jefferson, a democracy is…