Month: November 2009
Labour Candidate Calls Queen ‘Vermin in Ermin’
One of PM Gordon Brown’s brain-dead New Labour election candidates may be sacked before he even gets a job following the instance of his calamitous faux pas of publicly declaring the Queen to be a “parasite” and “vermin scum” on…
Tea Partying Like It’s 1929
“This bill is the greatest threat to freedom that I have seen in the nineteen years I have been here in Washington” John Boehner November 5, 2009 The greatest threat to freedom in nineteen years? Oh, dear!
The Difference between Beauty and Art from the East to the West
Beauty and Art is a complex subject that’s culturally and existentially relative A gifted artist between West and East may both extrude life’s beauty to us, but their life’s philosophy determines the style of their expression. A gifted Western artist…
Pope to Search Space For New Communicants/Converts
THE VATICAN, Rome — The Pontifical Academy sent out news this week that the Vatican was beginning to search far and wide for new communicants. This seemingly sudden rush to sign up new members follows quickly on the rather poor…
Iraq Stands by “Magic Bomb Detector” Technology
Iraqi security forces have adopted a revolutionary new bomb detection device, according to the New York Times. The hand-held device is several orders of magnitude smaller than devices available from “reputable” manufacturers, but American critics have their collective panties in…
Welfare Handouts – Visit the UK & fill Yer Boots with Booty
Now here’s a brain-teaser to contemplate while considering which scumbag political party to vote for in next year’s General Election. Why is the common British working class peasant paying child benefit for kids that don’t live in the UK and…
BDSM Blamed on PCB’s
One medical report just leaked to the Transgender Gazette by government whistleblowers indicates something really does stink in Denmark – and it’s definitely not Hamlet’s socks. The Copenhagen government yesterday admitted that leaked official research proved pregnant mothers, new-born babies…
The Bronx Project
The Bronx Project is a diverse community that demonstrates what human freedom combined with love and unity is capable of achieving. It was inspiring to see how people of every ethnic, economic and social background were willing to sacrifice —…
Black Men Can’t Curtsey
Obama’s botched bow to Emperor Akiheehaw this weekend has put the culturally-refined Japanese themselves in the diplomatically delicate position of not knowing whether to laugh or cry – and are as painfully embarrassed over the shameful spectacle as if Dubya…
Obama’s Admin Creates Jobs in Neverland
Now here’s a breaking news story to warm the cockles of your heart and make you proud to be American. Oh yes, enough to inspire you to shout out loud from the rooftops and declare “See, I told you we…