Portland, OR – The first public café offering medical marijuana in the United States opened in Portland, Oregon last Friday. Now instead of grits, you can get a side of real “hash” browns with those eggs.
“What a great concept,” said one new customer. “After smoking a fattie, I just sit back and order anything from the menu, instead of having to run down the street to the local mini-mart for my munchies.”
Said another first-time patron, “Now I can get my Colombian two ways in the morning…coffee and well, you know.”
We’re willing to bet the pot roast is killer.