America Goes to Pot: 1st Marijuana Cafe Opens

Portland, OR – The first public café offering medical marijuana in the United States opened in Portland, Oregon last Friday. Now instead of grits, you can get a side of real “hash” browns with those eggs.

“What a great concept,” said one new customer. “After smoking a fattie, I just sit back and order anything from the menu, instead of having to run down the street to the local mini-mart for my munchies.”

Said another first-time patron, “Now I can get my Colombian two ways in the morning…coffee and well, you know.”

We’re willing to bet the pot roast is killer.

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1 thought on “America Goes to Pot: 1st Marijuana Cafe Opens

  1. Love the drugfreeworld.org ad underneath this article. LOL, they can’t even keep drugs out of prisons. Most intoxicated I’ve ever been was a legal night of binge drinking. Marijuana is a joke compared to good old fashion hard liquor. If you really wanna get messed up just head down to the liquor store.

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