Category: Top Stories
Ghosts or Sleep Paralysis?
You know how everything seems scariest in the middle of the night? How many times have you woken, terrified that there is someone or something in your bedroom or in your house? Perhaps you feel frozen in fear, seemingly unable…
Renowned Meat-Loving Michelin Star Chef Gordon Ramsay Goes Vegan
It was recently reported that famous chef, meat advocate and anti-vegan campaigner Gordon Ramsay is about to, “give this vegan thing a try.”
The Life Changing Choice Of Picking Your Next Smart Phone… Or Is It?
Smartphones are no longer a convenience for making the occasional call, or to be used in case of an emergency.
CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to…
No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!
[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever]. In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer…
Why Do People Keep Breaking the Internet, and How Can We Get Them to Stop?
You would think that something could be broken only so many times, but apparently when it comes to the Internet, the laws of (meta)physics make an exception. Every few days.
RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland
“They may take yer pugs, but they will never take yer freedom!” has long been a sacred staple of Scottish patriotism; alongside deep-fried pizza, Special Bru and losing every major sporting tournament going!
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim
A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted…
Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: The Rover returns! Long-serving, long-suffering Glossy News humorist rfreed recently went on a road trip in the Appalachian mountains, and posted some memes about it.