Category: Top Stories
Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!
184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.
Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!
You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!
Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague
The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.
Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!
In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…
Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”
After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.
“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Four: Wild Life)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” It’s a fact. My most recent dog loved cantaloupe and honeydew. He was a “melancholy.” I wonder what percentage of German shepherds are antisemitic. I wonder if,…
Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)
“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…
The Dangers of Making Outlandish Predictions to Get Attention
Cryptocurrency exists to enable us to conveniently make payments online, across borders, without having to bother about a third party gaining control over our whole transactional process. Nowadays, people use Bitcoin for all kinds of transactions, from purchasing online items…
Important News for Our Readers, Writers & Advertisers!
As Glossy News Satire is not the biggest publication out there (YET!) 😉 It’s really rather important for us to constantly strive to boost site income. Not only my personal income, but that of the boss and his family, are…
The War on ‘Flag Wavers’ is a White Supremacist Agenda
If you believe everything you hear, ‘flag waving’ and ‘patriotism’ are the root of all evil. But actually, such a view is itself founded upon white supremacy. One thing that was noticed by one of my favorite writers a long…