Category: Top Stories
TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!
Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
Tricks And Tips When Ordering Coffee To Be Delivered In The Office
Coffee is loved by so many people across the globe. That is why, as an employer, you might decide that you make someone deliver Coffee to office so that your employees can have a sip as they continue working. If…
Democrat Employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic.
Things You Need To Know About Laser Body Sculpting
Whеn уоu consider the орtіоnѕ аvаіlаblе, lаѕеr body sculpting ѕееmѕ tо be a much wіѕеr сhоісе thаn trаdіtіоnаl lіроѕuсtіоn. Trаdіtіоnаl lіроѕuсtіоn hаѕ a twеntу year history, аnd thе bеnеfіtѕ, аѕ well аѕ ѕіdе effects hаvе bееn wеll рrоvеn аnd ѕtudіеd…
Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress.
Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!
Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…
“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…
O’Rourke Discovers Racism Exists
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome, Jenna! Please share her story about one of the current presidential candidates! ASHUA, NH – Per an anonymous source, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appeared “smug and contented” after the release of his op-ed revealing the…
WELL, DUH! BBC Poll: 100% of UK Citizens Consider VIP Paedo Rings a Myth…
In the UK, former paediatric nurse Carl Beech has been accused of falsely concocting claims of VIP paedophile rings. This raises some troubling questions (and unwelcome memories) for a lot of people in the UK and worldwide; especially in light…