Category: Top Stories
REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness
A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!
Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…
EPIC TRUMPISMS!
1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…
QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!
Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered, I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…
How to Maximize Pokie Winnings
While online casinos are not permitted to operate from New Zealand soil, it’s perfectly legal for New Zealanders to participate in online casino gambling activities with offshore online casino operators. This gives Kiwi gamblers access to some of the best…
What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…
Kleptocrat Playsets (Batteries not Included)
Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist.
CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or another legal Source is…
Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!
Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…