We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation o disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd.
Insofar as there’s a difference! 😉
But what is it?
So, it wasn’t all about the mere 1 page Brexit plan?
So, what was it???
Read on to find out! 😉Well, it just so happens Angry Amber wants to run for office herself!
And Glossy News just happen to have a confidential leak of her edgy election slogans:
RED MEANS DANGER!
AMBER MEANS DELAY!
BLUE MEANS GO, GO, GO!
Vote Amber, get another bent banana!
If yer want yer Brexit to be a dud, vote Rudd!
New Amber, New Wanker!
I ain’t no Kevin Rudd, if that’s any consolation, bud!
Yeah, that’s a picture of an ACTUAL drongo! Seem to be a lot of ’em about! 😉
This ain’t some shallow publicity stunt,
I’m one of the good guys…
Cos to NOBODY south o’ t’ M1’s surprise…
I even voted for a right Jez hunt!
The consensus, according to the ‘fake polling?’
BORIS IS FINISHED!