Tag: satire
Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?
I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof. This is one of the more prolific satire sites…
Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
Now here’s a little legend about a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer It’s hard…
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
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If any of you want to support my journalism, poetry, satire, fiction, etc. you can either buy a book (author name: Wallace Runnymede), or sponsor old One Tongue Johnny on Patreon.com for upwards of $1 a month! The more financial…
Quick Reminder About my Special ‘Open Forum’ Author Interview! (AMA/Ask me Anything)
Please don’t forget to catch up with me for my AMA interview with AMAFeed! It’s at 11 am today, EDT! Enjoy! You may not have heard of Wallace Runnymede yet. But I am a little difficult to forget, once you…
‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists
Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.
A Brief Satirical History of ‘Racism is Prejudice Plus Power’
The prejudice plus power thesis says that if you don’t belong to a racially privileged group, you can’t be racist. Racism, by definition, is something only the racially privileged are capable of. Racism by under-privileged groups doesn’t count, because it…
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
Santa Drives Sleigh, Amazon Drives him to Bankruptcy
The North Pole: Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was anything but Jolly as he announced to his elves and a tearful Mrs. Claus, that his North Pole-based Christmas empire, Kringle Corp World-Wide, will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy later this…