Amazon E-books
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Free Book Offer on Amazon Kindle!

The following books are currently free on Amazon kindle. But they won’t last long… Snap ’em up now! 😉 Satire on UK Populist Party, UKIP The Wacky Professor of Metaphysical Obviousnesses The Sheer Lunacy of the Mainstream Academy: Full Length…

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Bloodsuckers
Posted in Society

New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)

A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…

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panopticon surveillance
Posted in Internets Tubes War Zone World News

ISIS SNOWFLAKES ❄️❄️❄️ NO-PLATFORM Mark Zuckerberg & Facebook!!!!!

ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…

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President Trump
Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years???

ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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State of Kentucky
Posted in Politics

SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!

When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Religionism

PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology

After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…

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Hannity Fox News
Posted in Top Stories

BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!

In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…

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Devin Nunes Republican Party
Posted in Politics

CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture

As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…

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