Posted in Entertainment Environment

China Makes New ‘Amusement Park’ Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash

China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an ‘amusement park’ out of it. Starting by netting all…

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Posted in Entertainment Top Stories

Hallmark Addresses LGBTQ+ Discrimination Accusations

Dear Viewers, As of late, our producers received several demands for diversity within our movies. Our strong white cis actor presence is something we recognize. Although we do not understand what “cis” means, a heterosexual female employee who once drunkenly…

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

Six Days until our free world movie premiere

Have you signed up for it yet? You should, because it’s better than “free” HBO or “free” from some adult site where they still ask for your credit card info. This is legit free, and it’s a big and growing…

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Posted in Health Politics

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”

As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.

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Posted in Entertainment Health

Coronavirus: Scenes From The New Musical

The following scenes are excerpted from the new musical, Coronavirus, originally scheduled to appear at The Lyceum Theater on Broadway starting March 22nd, 2020.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Human Interest

Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eleven: Margarine of Error)

More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Remind me to go file this when I’m done. I love words, though at times it feels like an unrequited love.

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Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!

184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.

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Posted in Health Politics World News

Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague

The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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Posted in Health Politics World News

Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”

After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.

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