Six Days until our free world movie premiere

Have you signed up for it yet? You should, because it’s better than “free” HBO or “free” from some adult site where they still ask for your credit card info. This is legit free, and it’s a big and growing even this coming Sunday.

It’s the premiere of our first-ever feature length film, and man is it a doozy. That’s not to say it’s good, but that it’s… well, something. Fun, quirky, strange at times, and very, very strange at others, but hard to take your eyes off of.

After years of production, delays, and production delays, our first feature film “Who Is Bobby Joe?” will premiere on April 19th at 6:00pm pacific time free for all viewers in a YouTube live event [LINK HERE].

This is the story of Bobby Joe, the insufferably incompetent redneck behind the voice of our greatest hits like How Chicken Nuggets Are REALLY Made.

He first made his mark in documentary films by stumbling nuts-first into an exceptionally poorly paying gig seven years ago, and since then has only reduced his rate further to keep himself smack in that most acidic limelight that is F-List Hollywood Celebrity.

What he lacks in credibility, pleasantness, and overall worth as a voiceover artist, he more than makes up for in persistent discounts.

This movie is his tale, and it’s a tale as old as about six or seven years ago. He’s the sort of train wreck you can’t take your eyes off of, and he’s earns every last second of screen time.

Full disclosure: we are woefully, desperately biased, and everyone on staff loves him dearly, some more intimately than others.

Check out the trailer here, and sign up to watch the full movie live when it premieres on Sunday.

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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