Tag: satire
Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter
A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…
The Temporary Battle of Gettysburg Ball Room Memorial for MAGA WARRIOR DEAD (Ashli Babbit)
FOUR YEARS I scored when I decsencended the Gold Escalator. Right? I came down the Golden Dscalator. Very historticl. When was it? What year did it happen? Jared? He’s not getting enough sleep. Melania – how would she know? 2015! She was…
Cancel Culture Is Coming for Taco Tuesday
Cancel culture is coming for Taco Tuesday, and I’m leading the charge. Restaurant owners, enough with the Taco Tuesday shit already. We’ve put up with this nonsense for, what? Close to twenty years now, I’d guess, and I’m reaching for…
China Makes New ‘Amusement Park’ Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash
China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an ‘amusement park’ out of it. Starting by netting all…
Hallmark Addresses LGBTQ+ Discrimination Accusations
Dear Viewers, As of late, our producers received several demands for diversity within our movies. Our strong white cis actor presence is something we recognize. Although we do not understand what “cis” means, a heterosexual female employee who once drunkenly…
Six Days until our free world movie premiere
Have you signed up for it yet? You should, because it’s better than “free” HBO or “free” from some adult site where they still ask for your credit card info. This is legit free, and it’s a big and growing…
BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”
As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.
Coronavirus: Scenes From The New Musical
The following scenes are excerpted from the new musical, Coronavirus, originally scheduled to appear at The Lyceum Theater on Broadway starting March 22nd, 2020.
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eleven: Margarine of Error)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Remind me to go file this when I’m done. I love words, though at times it feels like an unrequited love.
Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!
184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.