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From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!

Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…

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Trumpisms 4.0: Have We Had Enough Yet?!

93 When Melania gave Donnie a book for Christmas, He put it in the oven. He explained, “I cook all my books.”

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Posted in Comics

NASTY TRUMP CARTOONS! Make the People Laugh… BIGLY!!! :P

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here are some more funny cartoons from Up Chuck! INTELLECTUALS AND ANTI-INTELLECTUALS It takes a whole school to…. never mind. GOD AND/OR THE DEVIL? Who is God, and what is he really like??? FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE…

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Libertarians & GOP Demand MASS REVOLT Against UN Human Trafficking Laws!

HOW IS MUCH IS ONE LIFE REALLY WORTH?! Well, I guess we’re about to find out! Republicans and the Libertarian Party have staged a mass revolt against the UN 2019 human trafficking report. The Executive Director for the United Nations…

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10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!

#1 Spicy Takes! Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life! (Or at least they used to be). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Posted in Science

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…

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GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy

Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 22: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he…

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here.

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Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office

This is it,’ breathed Senator Willow. That bastard…

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