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Chapter 7: Humanitarian Rape (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Senator Bubble’s day had finally arrived.

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Chapter 5: Golf Vacation Ahoy! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble put the damn phone down.

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Chapter 1: Let Freedom Blaze! (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 2)

Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera.

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Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Marcus Bubble finally had his opportunity to publicly denounce Friedman.

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Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

This is the transcript Senator Bubble made.

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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Senator Bubble snorted as he flicked through the news channels.

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Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Saul Friedman paced anxiously around his office.

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Newt Volunteers/Threatens to Join Mars One-Way Mission (If Not Appointed to Cabinet)

(NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: HERE’S A QUICK AND DIRTY ONE FROM BRIAN. NOW, I WONDER WHO THAT REMINDS YOU OF?) Fallow bucket of human compost and erstwhile DC King Maker Newton Leroy Gingrich has put up his name as a…

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Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (2/2)

Last time: Ok, so we’ve had the first Black President and the final Democratic President in one go. But our nation has never really had a final Republican President, maybe that’s what we’re missing? IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS BOBBY!…

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