Funny
Posted in Top Stories

What’s Next on Glossy News?

We’re always bringing you some of the funniest and most thought-provoking satire and comedy out there! But what’s next on Glossy News Satire?

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Site Renovation and Improvement for 2020 (IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!) :)

Dear Glossy News readers, writers and advertisers, thanks so much for making our amazing non-partisan satire site what it is today!

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2020
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Articles of the Year: Which Satire Stories Got the Most Clicks????

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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jorge mario bergoglio
Posted in Politics Religionism World News

UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Hannity Fox News
Posted in Top Stories

BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!

In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…

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Devin Nunes Republican Party
Posted in Politics

CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture

As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…

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