Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times

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Naughty Mr Pelican

A funny old bird is the pelican

His beak holds more than his belican

He can take in his beak enough food for a week

I’m damned if I know how the helican

Naughty pelican bird
Image by Beverly Buckley from Pixabay

A Marriage of Inconvenience

A man with the surname of Bebee

Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe

But he said, “I must see

What the minister’s fee be

Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee.”

True love hearts
Image by PIRO4D from Pixabay

An accident really uncanny

Occurred to my elderly granny;

She sat down in a chair

While her false teeth lay there

And bit herself right in the fanny!

False teeth aka dentures
Image by Reto Gerber from Pixabay

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Author: Up Chuck

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