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Naughty Mr Pelican
A funny old bird is the pelican
His beak holds more than his belican
He can take in his beak enough food for a week
I’m damned if I know how the helican
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A Marriage of Inconvenience
A man with the surname of Bebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
But he said, “I must see
What the minister’s fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee.”
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An accident really uncanny
Occurred to my elderly granny;
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth lay there
And bit herself right in the fanny!
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