Posted in Politics Top Stories

Our All-Hearing Drone Succeeds Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drone has this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to…

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Posted in Crime World News

“CRIME ISN’T A COLLUSION!” Trump & Giuliani Defend Bolsonaro Assassination Epidemic!

WHO IS BEHIND THE EPIDEMIC OF MISSING JOURNALISTS IN BRAZIL?! The mainstream media are blaming their country’s new leader, Jair Bolsonaro. Alleging that the mysterious disappearances have been directly commissioned, Putin-style, by the flamboyantly irritable Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, the…

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Mueller and Trump: Partners in Crime

CONGRESSMAN GIRLYMAN: Mr. Mueller, thank you for appearing before this congressional committee. We gather from William Barr’s summary of your report that you didn’t find sufficient evidence to prove at trial that President Trump had obstructed justice or that he…

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Posted in World News

DONALD TRUMP TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR STRIKE ON NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!

DONALD TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DROP TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ENRICHED URANIUM ON NORTH KOREA!

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Posted in Politics

Trump Translation Guide

Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he has made, which, according to…

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Build A WALL… And Crime Will FALL (Bring Our Lost Jobs Back)

Authors note: Ghost-written for the Prez.   The Rapists stand, Right behind the gates. They’re looking for breaks In the links of chain.  

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