Posted in Health World News

Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!

You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!

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Posted in Health Politics

GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!

Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day

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Posted in Health Serious Commentary

The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!

Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…

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Posted in Politics Travel

Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!

History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…

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Posted in Politics World News

WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?不不不不不不不

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

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Posted in Politics

Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo

Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….

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