Tag: donald trump
Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!
You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!
GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!
Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day
The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!
Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…
Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!
History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…
WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
Guide to the Republican Primaries
If you’re a betting man or woman, then you’re probably wondering what to do before you place your bets for the US election primaries! There are updates on the ever-changing odds for the political race and luckily, SBD is on top of…
PLAY IT BACKWARDS, DAMMIT! Fans Find HORRIFYING Satanic Messages in Paula White’s Prayers!
Part time heavily closeted Satanist and full time not so closeted Satanic loon Paula White-CAIN has recently addressed the Prosperity Gospel Annual Convention at Gilman Hot Springs, California. Offering up prayers to the self-appointed King of Kings and Lord of…
Trumpisms 6.0: Cos You Can’t Keep a Good Hater Down!
146 If Roberts rules for order, he could right the Schiff of state. 147 Britain has its Brexit. Now we need our Trumpxit. 148 Putin has finally confessed — mea culpa crime mea. Trump should too, as the metoo president….
Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…