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World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name
Dateline: CALCUTTA—Religious leaders all over the world are praying for Donald Trump’s comeuppance.
A Very Scary Fairy Tale – The Dangerous TRUMP Monster
Tim Jones: Hey kids. Wanna hear a bedtime story? Several young children: Yes, Mr. Tim! Please tell us a story! Tim: Okay, but I should warn you. It’s a scary tale!
Donald Trump’s Long Forgotten Rap Battle with Ted Cruz (Cultural Appropriation?)
I wrote this a while ago at TheSpoof.com. This was before Trump was actually elected. It’s always fun to satirize Kanye’s humblebrags and brrrrrraggggado-ci-o!
How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)
Ever wanted to be just like the Donald? Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula…
Horrendous Trump 9/11 Gaffe: “If the World Trade Center Were Trump Tower, It Would’ve Been Fine!”
President Trump has recently made an uncharacteristic gaffe about the 9/11 terrorist atrocities. Addressing a baying mob in Winconsin, the Donald got a little carried away and ranted:
The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States. There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena,…
Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal
The Art of the Deal originally was a much larger book; however, the dishonest fake news media, liberal Hollywood elites and DC Swamp managed to successfully suppress the very best chapters of the book.
President Trump Murders Alt Right Conservatives, their Ghosts still Support him
Dateline: TRUMPLAND—After President Trump ordered that all of his alt right supporters be systematically murdered, their ghosts said that they still support the president. Mr. Trump tweeted that he was grateful for their continuing support.
Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (Two)
Trump made a bold statement on 8/15/17 regarding infrastructure, jobs, taxes, and literally ANYTHING other than the attack that took place over the weekend, no matter how many times reporters asked.
Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (One)
Trump made a bold statement on 8/15/17 regarding infrastructure, jobs, taxes, and literally ANYTHING other than the attack that took place over the weekend.