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Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation
Is the Trump Boom actually a thing? Or is it just fake news? It turns out that the Trump boom is not all it seems.
Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say
WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…
Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:
MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”
The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…
Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face
Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate…
Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”
WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trump’s existence, and…
20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump
Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary. But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK.
Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”
President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the role of U.S. President was more challenging than he had ever imagined, and his previous acting experience had…
Donald Trump Bursts
U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump
Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States.