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Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!
Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…
PEACE IN OUR TIME! Biden Peace Plan Out-Trumps Trump
Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…
Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND
August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen suggested…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
Democrat Employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic.
The Women’s National Soccer Team Wins the World Cup: What about Trump Now?
Betting on the victory of the Women’s World Cup by the USA team that just ended in France was not very difficult, just like playing Heart bingo, because the women’s national American team has dominated unchallenged for many years. Although…
Mnuchin Passes on Tubman, Offers Trump as Compromise for New $20
Washington, DC- On Thursday, Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin, announced he had scrapped plans to release an updated $20 bill featuring the likeness of famed American abolitionist Harriet Tubman, sighting security issues with the design. The new bill had…
WTF?! Trump Fox & “Fiends” Interview Goes Off the Rails on a Crazy Train!
Washington, DC- On Friday, during a wild interview with Fox and Fiends host Ainsley Earhardt, President Donald Trump openly challenged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to begin Articles of Impeachment, repeatedly challenged the House Speaker’s “manhood,” discussed the Art of the…
Trump’s Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years
Ever wonder what Trump was like as a child? Much like Jesus, his early years are a mystery. In a new book penned by one of Trump’s close childhood friends, we now have a window into the mind of the…