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Nelson Tops Leiberman in “Race to #60”
WASHINGTON, DC — The Race to #60 is as old as the Senate. Only one person can claim the title in this rare event, as the party in power tries to work it so the race doesn’t happen. It becomes…
The Christmas Gift of Conservatism
Once again our ConSox are bulging with these great, new (in most cases) gift ideas for those new people in your life who are discovering Conservatism and its joys. It’s never too soon to gift your son or daughter with…
O’Reilly Interviews God, Tells Him To ‘Shut Up’
In a controversial incident on Fox News, Bill O’Reilly was interviewing God, asking how the Almighty could come to allow the Democrats to run both the Senate and White House. During God’s attempt to explain that he had to be…
TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters
A junior reporter for the bi-monthly socialite newspaper, Washington Society News, while doing research on the backgrounds of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, has uncovered a most interesting fact, which will run tomorrow on TMZ. Michaele Salahi and syndicated columnist and…
The Faux Tan Man (Captain Orange Strikes Again)
Mr. Tan Man, lend me your ear Your type of thinking, I find very queer…. Who are the people who have run against John Beohner every two years since he entered Congress in 1990? I really must do a google…
Obama So Good at Failing Wars, Wins Nobel Peace Prize
President Barack Obama looks to be in a bit of a pickle – regardless of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being top dog of the world’s most belligerent nation – next to Israel. If he doesn’t sanction the…
FOX News Agrees to Add Satire Disclaimer
In a stunning turnaround, the allegedly “Fair & Balanced” cable news channel run by Rupert Murdoch may soon willingly add a satire disclaimer to their site, stating that all news is fabricated and meant only for humorous effect. The programming…
Dems Desperately Seek to Cave to House Repubes [Sick]
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, head puppet mistress of the larger of our nation’s two great houses, may have injured a lumbar disc in session yesterday as she attempted to bend over backwards far enough for house minority Republicans…
GOP Leader Tells Cancer Victim to “Beg for Charity”
US House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) wins the award for Scumbag Politician of the Week – a widely contested prize around Congress these past few years – with both Democrats and Republics running neck and neck in the qualifying…
Obama Schools Speech Fiasco Amuses Kids
President Barack Obama has delivered a junior State of the Nation speech to American schoolchildren, broadcast live to classrooms across the entire good ole US of A – from kindergarten age to upper high school grades.