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News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…
Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran
After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…
Chapter 1: Let Freedom Blaze! (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 2)
Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera.
Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses
ISIS and dodgy landlords. One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire. The other…
Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
America was founded upon a dream. Oh my God, Senator Bubble!
Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, Seek to Vote as Honourary Americans
Thousands of Canadians are lobbying the United States government to allow them to vote as honourary Americans in US elections, despite their lacking US citizenship, because they know more about the United States than Canada.
Russian Intelligence Operative Reveals why Putin Helped Elect Donald Trump
Dateline: MOSCOW—Russian intelligence operative admits to meeting with Donald Trump and with members of his inner circle during the 2016 presidential campaign, to explain to the Americans that Putin wanted Trump to beat Hillary Clinton because Trump is a colossal…
“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Experts discover that American politicians, pundits, and journalists frequently say “That’s not appropriate” when they really mean, “I want to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them for doing that.” Leslie Montague, psychologist at Pick Your…
How Fake News is Made (Plus Who, Why and How!)
In the 2016 election season, Fake News websites sprung up quickly and in shocking numbers. Many believed their lies and voted based on them, but what IS fake news and how does it work? How propagan-do??? Making headlines is hard,…