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Trumpisms 3.0: Worse & Worser, Curiouser & Curiouser!
ED: Does anybody like sick jokes? Or at least sick jokes about sick jokes? Well here’s a double bill of twisted Trump humor! Don’t forget instalments one and two as well… Trumpisms 3.0 by Richard Seltzer
He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!
CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’
LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!
I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…
SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…
QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!
Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered, I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…
What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…
TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!
Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…
Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”
Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…
HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!
Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…
WELL, DUH! BBC Poll: 100% of UK Citizens Consider VIP Paedo Rings a Myth…
In the UK, former paediatric nurse Carl Beech has been accused of falsely concocting claims of VIP paedophile rings. This raises some troubling questions (and unwelcome memories) for a lot of people in the UK and worldwide; especially in light…