New Theme Park, ‘Stand Your Ground Land’ Opens Up in Orlando
ORLANDO, FL- Amidst the controversy of the recent verdict in the Zimmerman trial, the National Rifle Association has opened up a new theme park in the popular tourist location of Orlando, Florida. The theme park features a drive through safari…
Ship Accused of Squabbling with Sister Ship
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Docking at Port Everglades in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Wednesday, an otherwise well-behaved cruise ship was accused of squabbling with her younger sister over who left a pair of binoculars back in the Dominican Republic. Onlookers were…
Contest: Bet You Cannot Spot the Difference
You’ll want to enlarge it (by clicking on the image) and study it studiously. The first reader to write back to me with the difference will receive a $20 Visa gift card. Can you spot the difference, or do you…
‘Serial Killer Supermarket’ Draws Controversy
A Cambodian chain of supermarkets has come up with an ingenious idea to deal with the countries massive population and turn a profit, but the new out of the box idea has been raising a few eyebrows and other facial…
Does Your Dog Suffer From Any-Attention-Span? (comic)
Some say that dogs are incredibly smart, while other, equally credible people, say dogs are incredibly dumb. This comic doesn’t endeavor to judge dogs, just meet them on their level and love them for what wonderful stanky fart-factories they are,…
Hasbro Introduces PTSD GI Joe
In an effort to introduce children to the realities of war, Hasbro Inc. announced today that it will begin marketing the new PTSD GI Joe. “Up until now we have always presented GI Joe as being fearless, ready to kill…
Are Pets He/She… or IT? (comic)
This troubled me as a young kid. I referred to my dog as a “she” only to be corrected. My dog was apparently an “it”, even though I knew her gender… its gender? Well that’s the human perspective, so I…
Curiosity Fails to Kill Cat: Car Succeeds
ANDERSON – Though it had spent much of its day eying up a nest of birds in a nearby oak tree, local cat Millie avoided being killed by the concept of curiosity today – instead meeting her demise under the…
Over 86% Of Statistics Are Confusing Say 44% Of Public
A report from the National Research Center reveals that 44% of the public are confused by 86% of statistics published. The vast array of statistics being brought up has generated mass public confusion. Many modern structures are built, not out…
Speak English or Go Home, This is ‘Merica (comic)
The turbo-patriots like to cling to some notion of America than never was, like saying we’re a Christian nation (we aren’t,) or that English should be our national language (it shouldn’t.) If you really want to lavish your founders with…