The Precarious Prelude of the Pugnaciously Preeminent and Predominant Green Bay Packers
Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the official first city of football. Most major league football towns are huge mothers like Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, but…
Delta Passenger Relieved Pilot Named Wendell
THE SKY—While onboard Delta flight 326 field sales representative and coach passenger Herman Adler reported the fact that he experienced a feeling of relief upon learning that the pilot’s name was Wendell. “Sounds like a level-headed guy,” said Adler. Adler…
Local Hipster Unsure if 20 is Too Many Bracelets
Jason Just-Jason-Guy comes to this unmarked, semi-private club at least four nights a week to hear bands you’ve never heard of interpreting songs you woulnd’t get, but he wonders if he looks right. “I put on some bracelets,” explains Jason,…
Friend Just Hasn’t Been the Same Since He Won That Free Pepsi
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Colorado Springs resident Wayne Gallaway reported earlier today that his friend, Spencer Buckner, has let the fact that Buckner won a free Pepsi from the bottle cap of another Pepsi go completely to his head. “I just don’t…
School District Hires Adult Film Stars to Teach Sex Ed Classes
(Corry, PA) – In what will be known as one of the most progressive decisions in academic history, the members of the Corry Area School District of Erie County Pennsylvania have voted to allow adult film stars, Raven Gavina and…
Aleve Introduces New Product Just for Family Gatherings
MORRISTOWN, NJ—On Tuesday, the makers of popular headache relief medicine Aleve were proud to announce their new product made specifically for family gatherings. “We just asked ourselves, ‘Can’t there be a way to not hate every moment of every holiday…
Business Lesson #58 – Help your employees make better decisions. Remove all restrooms
Periodically Glossy News asks me to don my business consultant hat (a stylish Italian grey fedora) to share innovative business strategies to grow your business and improve your employees’ productivity. As a sought-after business process improvement expert and author of…
Smartphone User Glad He Doesn’t Have to Have Series of Interesting Thoughts
CHICAGO—While using his phone to browse an online forum where users rank their favorite vacation spots, Roger Howton reflected with great fondness on the fact that he didn’t have to use his imagination for a single moment to wonder about…
Motown Returns To Detroit – Whole City Returns To Life
The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. From the very first announcement of its coming back, people were running out their doors to tell…
Self Help Author Has Some Great Tips for Letting Go of Your Fears, Money
INDIANAPOLIS – An emerging self help author today outlined his personal pledge to help you let go of both your irrational fears and, in turn, your hard earned money. During a motivational speech class in downtown Indianapolis today, Miles Thomas…