British Right-Wing Media Infiltrated by Far-Left Entryists
Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly “right-wing” media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy every last vestige of conservative, libertarian,…
4K Glossy News Review – One Hour Weekly Podcast is Live
Today GlossyNews launches the official podcast. Technology, jokes, religion, Double-D list celebrities and more all feature prominently, so for the love of web, give it at least a solid five minutes of attention. Celebrity guests will only get bigger by…
Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican
Pope Francis has recently denounced the efforts by notable megachurch entrepreneur Merle Swaggett to buy out the Vatican and run the Church on a more modern basis: The Catholic Church has been around for a fairly long time, but there…
The Jreat Gif Pronunciation Debate
There controversy over the pronunciation of the file type “.gif” is hotly contested, but there can only be one right answer. Don’t ask Jeff, Geoff, Gary, Gerald, Jason, George or Jorge, but their anecdotal life experience means nothing to this…
Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree
Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.
Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But Not Transsexual (2/2)
Time for a bit of mutual mud-slinging, entrenched opinions and the politics of disagreement as one notable satirical persona says. Or again, as another such persona says: Of course, it’s perfectly true, from one perspective, that… But the other side…
Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks
College summer jobs in the service industry can haphazardly introduce the young to celebrities big and small. Some celebrity jerk stories are obvious and believable, but others involve caricatures of characters who/which are down right unbelievable. Hard to swallow, if…
Berke Breathed Breathes Life Again Into Bloom County
Berke Breathed, beloved cartoonist of the once greatly beloved cartoon Bloom County, has returned from the dead…… Oh….. Wait a moment……he wasn’t actually dead…….. He only stopped making his cartoon for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!! Bloom County, once one of the most…
Rick Santorum Declares Himself Trans-Sexual…. But Not Transsexual (1/2)
Rick Santorum has not given the warm and generous welcome to the Supreme Court decision that a number of Republicans had anticipated. So he’s decided to avoid a false neutrality on this occasion and really speak from the heart. This…
New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet
Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster. Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything…